Fake Birthday
Wednesday was my fake birthday. Historically, my actual birthday occurs on the twenty-second of this month (each year), but we celebrated early because finals concluded and we all moved out by today. I received some absolutely great presents from literally all corners of the globe. I was blown away. Details will be forthcoming as I find more time to write about what happened.
I also have to find a way to say it in as vague a way as possible. It’s ok, you’ll find out soon enough.