Hotel Purgatory
Thank You for Choosing the Hyatt Regency Purgatory:
Pool—Open 24 hours. Though it’s unheated, some guests may find that immersion in the pool’s holy water sears their corrupt flesh.
Room Service—Room service is available 24 hours a day, though use of this service is considered slothful and may extend your stay.
I especially love the ATM fees tidbit.
Comments
Caley
“Checkout Time—TBD. (By God.) “
I almost got in trouble for laughing at my desk when I read that one. But only almost.
Nils
It must be a sad job that you would get in trouble for laughing at your desk.