iTunes Libraries
The iTunes we all know, love, and use has a convenient music sharing feature. It allows people on a the same network to listen to one another’s music. This is particularly useful in a University setting; you can see the music of everyone in a dorm, in a common area, and in the library. Recently, when Mykala and myself were studying for finals in the library, I decided to open up iTunes and see what libraries were available from my collegiate colleagues. The list of the library names that appeared follows:
- DC’s music
- zach neubauer’s library
- porn starr
- ballsack
- snap yo fangalz 2 deez jangalz
What sort of college educated person names their iTunes library “porn star,” but with two r’s in “star”? It’s like these people’s 13 year old siblings named their iTunes library. They’re either not creative or offensive, with the notable exception of the final library name. That is a fantastic name. After that, I turned up the speakers on Mykala’s laptop and used the whoopie cushion dashboard widget. Who’s acting their age now?
Comments
Dan McKeown
I did not see anything wrong with the first one, a bit boring maybe. I have an idea, fellow tumbledryers should share their itunes “handle” and then we can make fun of people we know! I will start, mine is “Caesar’s Stash.” Try ripping on that gem.
Richard Roche
i don’t have an itunes library handle, but my ipod is called “Rochepod 2: Electric Boogaloo” (my first one was just called “rochepod”). You see, what i did was add the suffix “pod” to the end of my last name. pretty clever and original, i know.