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Fastest Sofa

I just wanted to take this moment to point out that, recently, the land speed record for furniture has been broken. Interestingly, I do not think that there is a land speed record for anything other than furniture. Anyhow, due to the engineering expertise of Marek Turowsk, a modified sofa traveled 92mph.

Add some blinkers, headlights, etc. to make it street-legal … and, well you still wouldn’t be able to make turns. But you’d be driving around in a sofa.

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