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Ice cream cone turner

Ice cream cone turner - This is almost as bad as the “bugle emulator,” which allows a guy to hold a bugle to his mouth at a military funeral, and have “Taps” be electronically played. Technology is so stupid sometimes.

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Nils

Yeah that's pretty horrible. But they should invent a food chewing machine. I am getting tired of chewing my food. And it takes up so much time.

John T F Larson

Why would you need a machine to masticate for you?

Markoe

This is a wonderful invention. Now you can avoid that whole "going blind from masticating too much" thing.

I'm buying two.

Dan McKeown

Not only that but no longer will kittens die due to mastication, we might soon face an overpopulation of kittens

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