File Under: Pointless Observations (a la Modulo26.net)
I had gotten yogurt in order to make it through the long lecture of mathematics that lay ahead. After consuming the strawberry goodness, I really had nothing left to occupy my time. So, I began chewing on the black plastic Dixie spoon. Unfortunately, with spooning side down, I managed to lodge the sides of the device between the two rows of teeth on the top of my mouth. Let me diagram:
Now, in my infinite lack of wisdom, I pushed the spoon further into my mouth in order to get it unstuck. This, unfortunately, took all the energy that I used to un-wedge things and forced the tip of the spoon into the roof of my mouth. Bleeding ensued. It still feels exactly like I have a sore throat, either from the constant river of blood down the back of my throat or because I am missing part of the roof of my mouth. Must have been the Ides of March.
Got up at 5am. Walked. Worked out. Showered. Walked back. Made it for 8:15 class. Happiness ensued, bike will be used next time. The nice thing about going so early is you finally wake up when your workout is just about done - like writing a paper in your sleep! Which I highly recommend.
Max and I are creating a plan to make the North Campus mission a success.