Every year at some point before Halloween, I imagine myself going to a large, fabulous party somewhere in celebration. That worked out last year, though I managed to sabotage a potentially good time. So this year, we keep expectations low. In celebration of Halloween, I will:
Thinking of going to school dressed up as an M.D. for Halloween… which would be funny with my dental school scrubs.
Can I borrow anyone’s *cough* Caley *cough* stethoscope?
A recent post from defective yeti about serving trick-or-treaters called Halloween: Post Mortem reminds me how funny Mr. Matthew Baldwin’s writing is. Why did I ever stop reading?
The quantity of trick-or-treaters they expected to receive was described to us as “a lot.” I took this to mean, like, 100. Instead, it was more like “a throng” or “a battalion” … possibly even “a multitude.” I don’t know what time they opened their front door (the insanity was already well on its way by the time we arrived at 6:00), but it did not close again until well after 9:00. The stream of kidmanity was ceaseless.
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Our friends had purchased 100 pounds of candy; by the end of the evening, every last Tootsie Roll had been distributed.
I was a buccaneer-type pirate for Halloween. Pictures are (believe it or not) forthcoming. What did you dress up as?
Conan does the monster mash - Great mashup featuring clips of Conan set to “Monster Mash.”
All Hallows - This is about so much more than Halloween. You can always count on The Morning News for wonderful writing.
Pumpkins for Halloween - we didn’t get to carve them, unfortunately.
Googhoul - Find Halloween events in your area.
Haunted Portraits - These portraits (I think they are holographic) change from normal vintage picture to creepy creepy demonized versions of that same picture. Great for Halloween!
Pirate Costume - For Halloween, no?
Halloween Costume - The Highway to Hell. Complete with road stripes, red hair, and horns.
The surprise Shayla one day before Shayla’s birthday went off well. Although we ended up not at the house we had intended and the surprise part was rather difficult. I would say it went off with a hitch. Good lord we had a lot of fun with the balloons, though. Did you know you can play music with balloons when correctly struck? Oh, and in addition they make excellent insulators of body heat - quite remarkable if you ask me. But that was a solid party for the birthday. I hear a second surprise took place as well later this past weekend. I should clarify; surprise occurred at UWRF as well. Cake batter ice cream with graham cracker mix-in! Oh yes it’s that good.