Dixie the Tiny Dog
Dixie the Tiny Dog, by Peter Himmelman
And in the middle of the day I sit in the sun and I hear young children call me a wiener dog, perhaps that’s what I am
The Germanic term is dachshund, and I like that
I’m thin and I’m proud and no one can make fun of me
I can slip through the bars of a prison if I were ever incarcerated, but I don’t know what I would do wrong
My body yields no evil inclination, I’m a pure weiner dogMy name is Dixie, and I go dancing ‘cross the floor in the evening of the Johnsons when everyone is sleeping
Sometimes I look for a morsel of food, but they’re so clean they’re almost anal-retentive in their cleanliness habits and there’s nothing for me
But I don’t despair
Yes, you can listen to the song online. Don’t watch the YouTube video/montage that some random person put along with the song… it’s really distracting and worthless. Regardless, funny the things that play when iTunes is on random.