Cow News
When Dan was an RA in Cretin Hall, he used to post funny, inspiring, or interesting news articles. He called them “moments of Zen.” If he were still an RA, I imagine Dan would post this: Cow plunges off cliff onto moving minivan.
A cow plunged from a 200-foot (61-metre) cliff onto the hood of a minivan on a highway in central Washington state, according to police.
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Middleton estimated the animal weighed 600 lbs (272 kilograms), or the average size of a mature cow.
Amazingly enough, all tags for this entry already exist on tumbledry. I would imagine this is the first time they have all tagged the same item.