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Mykala: You need a haircut.
Me: You need an attitude adjustment.
Mykala: Do you think I could get one of those at the salon? “I’d like a massage and an hour-long attitude adjustment, please.”
Me: That will be $40 dollars.
Mykala: Ha.
Me: That would be so invaluable. I would pay for that once a month.

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Nils

If this salon attitude adjustment is truly invaluable, what ungodly amount would you pay for it and how could you afford this invaluable payment month after month?

Richard +1

In a barely related note, the other day i heard this song for the first time: http://www.tsrocks.com/c/crosby_stills_nash_young_texts/almost_cut_my_hair.html and i was thinking about how cool it was and how much i related to the idea feeling more like myself with long hair and not wanting to cut it short just to be more socially acceptible. Ironically it kind of reminded me that i really needed a haircut so i went and got one. :(

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