What does that say on the top right corner of the board? "Chester Wilson invented science?"
Genius.
Dan McKeown
your door speaks the truth, Chester (or Chet the Goof) Wilson did invent science, he told me
Markoe
Chester Wilson once crushed an atom with his bare hands. The resulting explosion, though nearly 1,000,000 billion degrees centigrade, only gave him a golden tan.
That reminds me of the time Chester Wilson created the universe from a gravitational singularity 13.7 billion years ago, simply because there wasn't anything on TV.
Markoe
Did you know that Chester Wilson secretes a substance through his skin that most of us know as the vaccine for polio.
Although I don't know Chester Wilson. I heard he is teaming up with the Pepsi company to put viagra into soft drinks. Pepsi intends to market the soft drink as Mount and Do. I heard it was really Chester's idea though, those Pepsi bastards.
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Mykala
What does that say on the top right corner of the board? "Chester Wilson invented science?"
Genius.
Dan McKeown
your door speaks the truth, Chester (or Chet the Goof) Wilson did invent science, he told me
Markoe
Chester Wilson once crushed an atom with his bare hands. The resulting explosion, though nearly 1,000,000 billion degrees centigrade, only gave him a golden tan.
Alexander Micek
That reminds me of the time Chester Wilson created the universe from a gravitational singularity 13.7 billion years ago, simply because there wasn't anything on TV.
Markoe
Did you know that Chester Wilson secretes a substance through his skin that most of us know as the vaccine for polio.
Alexander Micek
If you can see Chester Wilson, you are learning science - if you can not see Chester Wilson, you are probably taking one of his exams.
Nils
Did you know that Chester Wilson can point his finger at you and say "Boo Ya!" to impregnate you? Wait, only Chuck Norris can do that…
Dan McKeown
Chester Wilson doesn't need to read books. He already wrote them all.
John
Who the hell is Chester Wilson?
Adam Caulfield
I've never met him, but this guy looks questionable. I wouldn't trust him. http://www.stthomas.edu/biol/FACULTY/wilson.htm
Mykala
I heard once that Chester Wilson said that women were vegetables.
It must be true. Straight from the mouth of the Creator…
(Additionally, I heard that whoever wrote that on Alex's board is pretty much sweet.)
Dan McKeown
Are you kidding Adam? The man is a genious. Hell he can even communicate with lawn gnomes! I trust him with my soul, and you should too.
Markoe
I saw a man look directly at Chester Wilson. He instantly became sterile.
Alexander Micek
This is hilarious, guys. I'm out of good ideas, but somebody keep the Top Thirty Chuck Norris Facts ( http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty ) thing going.
Ok, ok … one more:
In his study of fruit flies, Chester Wilson discovered the secret to immortality (which he kept for himself), Lipitor, Advil, IcyHot, and Viagra.
John
Although I don't know Chester Wilson. I heard he is teaming up with the Pepsi company to put viagra into soft drinks. Pepsi intends to market the soft drink as Mount and Do. I heard it was really Chester's idea though, those Pepsi bastards.
Alexander Micek
I thought it was Coca Cola, but Mello and Yello wouldn't be as funny.