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Audio, Male Nurse (Assistant), Furniture

My parents are celebrating their 25th anniversary in Canada this week. Upon sharing this nugget of information with my friends, I was immediately asked by Matt, “Does this mean you get to blast the stereo?” The thought had not crossed my mind, but come to think of it, the system does need a good workout. At home, I switch from running the HPM’s on the Pioneer SX-838 to using the Pioneer SX-850. The real power, however, comes from the subwoofer of thunder. Thus, we will have to see what goes down - some new SPL records may be set in the Micek basement.

Steve is now a registered, valid, certified nurse assistant. I commend him and respect him for this accomplishment. Upon hearing the news, Dan asked, “Is he lactating now?” This was the most interesting way to question masculinity I have heard yet. To clear things up, Dan was joking, Steve likes women, and they are both cool.

Current trends in me and John’s running include Running Backwards, flying slow-mo Matrix-building-jump-style over Valley Creek (or at least pretending to), mid-stride heel clicks, and racing Steve on his bike (at punishingly high speeds). It is only somewhat in the name of physical fitness, but more in the name of a good time.

Finally, if my LoveSac idea falls through, I was wondering if any of you have alternative ideas for what I should ask for. I mean, with the former, I get a piece of furniture that is really comfortable and really versatile. I suppose I could ask for clothes, but I am not naked or anything. In terms of priorities, I would rather be naked and sitting on something comfortable than clothed on a concrete floor. Drop me a line with suggestions.

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