Earning My Keep
Why hello. Welcome to tumbledry! Glad you could make it today. Ladies and gentleman, I am employed. Yup. I know. This job is perfect. Web-design for St. Thomas at $9.50 an hour, and I can work at home. Flexible hours, competitive pay, and more experience. It’s rather odd that I want to be a dentist but still persist at web-design. As for the internships, well those will come next summer.
I was not there, but Matthew and Nils convinced Steve to walk into a random party at someone’s house, and then go get a can of pop. It was all going well until Steve actually got to the cooler. He slowly opened it, and with that movement, heard the conversation of the entire party behind him die. Suddenly, a thousand eyes bored into his back, questioning his purpose and his identity. Slowly, he turned and attempted to climb the stairs as casually as possible.
“Dude, I think somebody just walked into your house and took a pop.”
Some of the girls had been rather freaked out - this is most likely due to Steve’s massive good looks. Thus, a short moment later, three men emerged from the house, armed with bats and looking for the perpetrator. Thankfully, Nils and Matthew knew the batted men and proclaimed good will and innocent intentions. Steve’s life was spared, and everyone went home happy. The kid has guts, he really does.
I salute you Steve; if I ever am driving around and need a pop from a random house, I know I can count on you, bats or no bats.