Avalanche
Mykala: You need a haircut.
Me: You need an attitude adjustment.
Mykala: Do you think I could get one of those at the salon? “I’d like a massage and an hour-long attitude adjustment, please.”
Me: That will be $40 dollars.
Mykala: Ha.
Me: That would be so invaluable. I would pay for that once a month.
How to install Windows Vista correctly - Justin’s not going to like this one. I think it’s pretty funny, though.
Toddler headgear - I am hard-pressed to think of anything funnier than the pictures of these poor toddlers subjected to this padded neoprene protective headgear, all in the name of “safety.”
I’m fairly confident that the thousands of years of toddlers preceding the ones today did just fine without this sort of ridiculously overprotective hindrance to movement and dignity. I implore you not to buy one.
Robot Identifies Human Flesh As Bacon - An excerpt from the article: “Upon being given a sample, he will speak up in a childlike voice and identify what he has just been fed. The idea is that wineries can tell if a wine is authentic without even opening the bottle, amongst other more obscure uses … like ‘tell me what this strange grayish lump at the back of my freezer is/was.’ But when some smart aleck reporter placed his hand in the robot’s omnivorous clanking jaw, he was identified as bacon. A cameraman then tried and was identified as prosciutto.”
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
— Larry Lorenzoni
Man orders 40GB iPod - receives shrinkwrapped box of soap and some batteries - At least the thieves in the shipping chain had a sense of humor; or if this guy is being dihonest, at least he’s creative.
Weight lifting can be monotonous … but there are always those moments of sparkling dialogue.
Guy 2: So, what did you do Sunday night?
Guy 1: Yeah, I ended up watching 8 Below.
Guy 3: Hey - that snowboarding movie, right?
G1: Umm … no. But there is a lot of snow involved. It’s about sled dogs.
G2: Oh oh - that’s that movie with Cuba Gooding, Jr. in it!
G1: Uhh … no. Cuba Gooding Jr?! What? It stars that worthless actor …
G3: Oh yeah, yeah -
G2: Paul Walker!
G1: Yeah, Paul Walker.
G3: “You’re not double clutching like a good little boy …”
G2: Wait a second. What were you doing watching 8 Below?
G1: It was actually pretty good.
G3: Are you gay?
G1: No. And now I want a husky.
Conan O’Brien Sings “Trouble” - With a capital T and that rhymes with G as in “gee we’re screwed.”
Wondermark, a great comic from last week’s Onion - A bit of the graphical feel of Married to the Sea, with a more traditional panel layout for the strips.
Wondermark is a funny comic.
Carting around a 20 inch Notebook - My screen here at tumbledry headquarters is 18 inches … here, Laptop Magazine tests the social impact of carting around (and using) this Dell twenty inch (20 inch!) notebook. The subway picture is especially funny.
Visiting the oral surgeon - Only Matthew Baldwin could make this anecdote funny. Hilarious, even.
Pluto Replies - A tshirt summing up the recent “pluto isn’t a plant anymore” fiasco.
Thanks, Katy!
ChocoStix Commercial - The inside tastes just like an Oreo!
Embarass yourself - This fantastic blog entry chronicles the author’s need to explain his restroom activities to a co-worker. I have to admit, I identify with the writer in that I also tend to worry unduly about what others are thinking of me. The consequences of this worry can be serious. And hiliarious.
Snickers commercial - Prancing nouget in the middle sings a song of satisfaction … toooo the world. Great ad.
Agitatin’ Dots - Whoever thought this up: thank you. Can’t beat deadpan corporate comedy.
The strangest phrases on this snack food - found in the ethnic section of Cub Foods.
Video of guy blowing up a computer - He asked for donations to buy a $5,000 G5 … people donated enough … so he blew up his old computer.
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