St. Thomas Admissions
St. Thomas recently relaxed their admissions policy. This has resulted in swelling class sizes… but apparently an average reduction in the qualification level of undergraduates. You see, I overheard this today in the weight room at St. Thomas:
Guy 1: Dude, are you going on spring break? Like, Fort Myers or something?
Guy 2: Psh — does the sun set?
Guy 1: What? … … … Oh, right.
Comments
Dan McKeown
Lets be honest, that type of intelligence is par for the course at St. Thomas and has been for years. As an RA you see plenty of those worthless types. Thanks for keeping the average up Alex, Lord knows how bad UST would look without people like you.