Wanda Sorry
Walking through Ikea, the three of us heard this strange strange announcement. “Would Wanda Sorry please return to Smallworld. Wanda Sorry, please return to Smallworld.”
How can you do anything but laugh after hearing an announcement like that? I mean, this is Wanda Sorry (Mykala thinks it might be spelled Saari) and Smallworld. And she doesn’t have to report to it, she has to return to it. Like, she was once a child and now it’s time … tiiiime for Wanda to go back from whence she came!
Comments
Nils
Wanda Sorry, that's great. What a ridiculous name. I bet she's married to Waldo Thanks.
John
I'll give someone $5 if they can find Waldo.
Waldo
Markoe found me.
Alexander Micek
Waldo, where are you?
Waldo
Wouldn't be much of a game if I told you now would it?
P.S. John owes Markoe 5 dollars.
John
There probably are alot of Waldos in this world, so how would I know if you were acutally "Waldo Thanks." Tell me Waldo, what is Wanda Sorry's middle name?
Waldo
Its common knowledge that Wanda had to have her middle name removed because of worries that it might be cancerous. Now pay the man.
Nils
I bet Wanda's middle name is "So".
Richard
Waldo is Wanda's Middle name and Wanda used to be named Raplh. The "sorry" comes from years of making students use spark notes.
Markoe
haha, Emerson is such an under used punchline.