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Wanda Sorry

Walking through Ikea, the three of us heard this strange strange announcement. “Would Wanda Sorry please return to Smallworld. Wanda Sorry, please return to Smallworld.”

How can you do anything but laugh after hearing an announcement like that? I mean, this is Wanda Sorry (Mykala thinks it might be spelled Saari) and Smallworld. And she doesn’t have to report to it, she has to return to it. Like, she was once a child and now it’s time … tiiiime for Wanda to go back from whence she came!

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Nils

Wanda Sorry, that's great. What a ridiculous name. I bet she's married to Waldo Thanks.

John

I'll give someone $5 if they can find Waldo.

Waldo

Markoe found me.

Alexander Micek

Waldo, where are you?

Waldo

Wouldn't be much of a game if I told you now would it?

P.S. John owes Markoe 5 dollars.

John

There probably are alot of Waldos in this world, so how would I know if you were acutally "Waldo Thanks." Tell me Waldo, what is Wanda Sorry's middle name?

Waldo

Its common knowledge that Wanda had to have her middle name removed because of worries that it might be cancerous. Now pay the man.

Nils

I bet Wanda's middle name is "So".

Richard

Waldo is Wanda's Middle name and Wanda used to be named Raplh. The "sorry" comes from years of making students use spark notes.

Markoe

haha, Emerson is such an under used punchline.

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