Michigan Man Hangs onto his Stolen Car at 80mph - This is real, I first heard this story on “As It Happens” on NPR.

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Brief Notes Nearby

• McSweeney’s: Ill-Fated Ideas Borne of a Hallmark Brainstorming Session
• ‘Saturn Orbited by Delicious Treats’
• Humans Were Born to Run
• ‘Proof: cows hate humans’