Top 10 Things to Say about a Christmas Gift You Don’t Like
10.) Hey! There’s a gift!
9.) Well, well, well …
8.) Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would’ve fit.
7.) This is perfect for wearing around the basement.
6.) Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.
5.) If the dog buries it, I’ll be furious!
4.) I love it — but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
3.) Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Witness Protection Program.
2.) To think — I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
And the number one thing to say about a Christmas gift you don’t like:
1.) “I really don’t deserve this.”
From iwantoneofthose.com.