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SoBe

*Spanish accent*
This is a message for your from SoBe
They want your spirit to be high
Your body to be fit
And your mind to be ready
Right now maybe you feel a’strong
But you want to feel a’stronger
You want to be able to stop a train, maybe in case of emergency
If a pretty girl was tied to the railroad tracks
And a train was coming
Then’a it would be good to be able to’a stop’a the train
Maybe only with one hand to impress the pretty girl
Maybe you take her out to dinner afterwards
Maybe you tell her about’a SoBe power
And she ask you “whazzit feel like?”
And you can tell her to drink SoBe power
Feels like a’rock and roll in you body
Before I end, remember; there are many, many SoBe drink so please chose one that fits you.

Right now you are tired, that is, almost no energy left in your body
Just a little, little bit
But not enough, you feel like a snail
A small little lonely snail
You feel like you have’a some chewing gum underneath your shoes
So maybe you start thinking: if I had a SoBe energy now it would be perfect
Maybe you feel like a crazy sexy tiger
You will run home, and tell jokes and then maybe lift heavy weight to calm down
But still feel fit for fight
But check your shoes so there is no chewing gum to slow you down.

Right now maybe there is a little cat in your living room and you want it to come to you
“Misha misha little cat come here, to daddy”
But he’s refusing to listen to you
Maybe you get’a mad at the cat and a’ scream
“Come here you little monkey cat”
But one second later, you realize that is wrong, to scream at the cat
But if you would have had a SoBe green tea, then you would have been more patient
And balanced, like a latin guy with a ponytail
Who knows how to say all the right things and maybe play some guitar.

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