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A good friend will bail you out when you get arrested. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying, “dude that was freakin awesome!”

MLG[edit]: oh my god
MLG[edit]: i just got to the bed bath and beyond website
MLG[edit]: and i tried to look up my account
MLG[edit]: and it sent me to bridal registry instead
MLG[edit]: and it says that i am getting married to susan mentges on august 25
MLG[edit]: thats so weird

“All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible.” - T.E. Lawrence, Seven Pillars of Wisdom

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