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Eric Whitacre Theory as applied to Sleep and Acute Insomnia

Well, Matthew has confirmed the Whitacre Effect on day two of the experiment. It has been, in fact, proved that listening to Eric Whitacre whilst falling asleep causes the subject to fall into a deep, long, and restful sleep.

An unfortunate side effect is the inability to wake up at the time you need to. Therefore, doses of Eric Whitacre should only be used in a situation where the time at which you wake up is not important. However, when you do have the chance to listen to his music and knock yourself out for the night, you will emerge from your slumber quite rested and refreshed.

When you wake up, that is - because you’ll be out for sometime.

Currently, we are investigating the possiblities of curing insomnia using the Whitacre Effect. I think the possiblity is definitely there. Thus, we will discover how potent our new Effect is on sleep. And off to the evening!

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