“Facebook [brings out] our weakest traits as humans. We love to think of ourselves as something we want to be. We trade our true feelings to be included. We want to be popular. We want our taste in music and art to be [valued]. We crave for external success.”
— kunjaan
You probably weren’t wondering how to manage nerds. If you’re Ryan Markoe, you already know how. For anyone left, there’s Managing Nerds:
They know when I reach to pull the hoodie over my head that I’ve successfully discarded all distractions on the Planet Earth and am currently communing with the pure essence of whatever I’m working on.
It’s irrational and it’s delicious.
A bunch of gems here. Let me re-refer you to the Nerd Handbook, a Very True collection of facts about folks like me. That is, folks who believe the whole system is knowable and seek to understand it.
The following image is a teaser for the new tumbledry. It was cropped from the top right of the new design.
The actual new tumbledry is decidedly less bovine than this image might indicate.
“In short, fate’s distribution of long straws is wildly capricious.”
—Warren Buffet
Report: Majority Of Money Donated At Church Doesn’t Make It To God — The Onion:
A shocking report released Monday by the Internal Revenue Service revealed that more than 65 percent of the money donated at churches across the world never reaches God. “Unfortunately, almost half of all collections go toward administrative expenses such as management, utilities, and clerical costs,” said Virginia Raeburn, a spokesperson for the Lord Almighty…
Thank you, Mykala, for finding that one.
I don’t know if this is a series here at tumbledry, but more band names:
Ineffective Trombone
Urban Fox
Our current plutocracy makes the 20s look positively egalitarian. Take a look at The Rise of the New Global Elite in The Atlantic.
The U.S.-based CEO of one of the world’s largest hedge funds told me that his firm’s investment committee often discusses the question of who wins and who loses in today’s economy. In a recent internal debate, he said, one of his senior colleagues had argued that the hollowing-out of the American middle class didn’t really matter. “His point was that if the transformation of the world economy lifts four people in China and India out of poverty and into the middle class, and meanwhile means one American drops out of the middle class, that’s not such a bad trade,” the CEO recalled.
Emphasis mine.
By the end of today, I was so annoyed with things in general that the sound of someone walking up the stairs at the Rec Center was enough to drive me bonkers. Clomp clomp clomp. ARRRRGGGHHHH! It all started this afternoon.
Things started going poorly when I called Dr. Klein over. Well wait, I guess it all started last month, when I was in admissions clinic with a schizophrenic patient. She was well-controlled (said she didn’t hear voices anymore, which was more blunt than I had expected), but the side effect of well-controlled schizophrenia tends to be… reduced faculties. Like, the person is there, but they aren’t there. It’s difficult for patients to think through the drugs.
So. Dr. Meyer loves to ask patients about their med history… A1C if they have diabetes, INR if they’re on blood thinners, their blood sugar that morning, etc. I tend to not ask for these specifics because (a) patients just make up what they think you want to hear and (b) they get things wrong. So, anyhow, it’s a few months ago and Dr. Meyer asks my schizophrenic patient about her medication.
“How are you antipsychotic drugs working?”
“Oh, fine. They worked and I stopped taking them.”
The patient was clearly STILL ON her medication. This was verified by the patient’s chaperone from her managed care facility. I tried to communicate to Dr. Meyer with a significant look that let’s not ask her more questions and WHY DO WE ALWAYS DO THIS.
Fast forward to today. Patient is back, and I’ve just spent a half hour in the chair checking and re-checking findings in the patient’s mouth. Dr Klein comes over:
“What are you doing today?”
“Treatment planning appointment; there’s just a few…”
“Where’s your group?”
“In IFC.”
“You should go work with them.”
“But I was scheduled here in this cubicle—”
“You should go work with them.”
“So I should… move this appointment?”
“Move everything to IFC.”
“I… ok.”
The appointment had already started late. Now, I had just been told, in the middle of it, to pick up everything, all the sterilized instruments, radiographs, the whole set up and move to ANOTHER FLOOR?! For absolutely no good reason. For no. Good. Reason.
Down in IFC there weren’t any chairs free, so I had to grab an old cubicle with one of the original dental school chairs in it. From the 1970s. Yay. I rushed, got everything set up, and grabbed an extra chair, because my patient was with her adult chaperone from her managed care facility. By the time I got them back to the cubicle, the chair I had grabbed was gone. I went over and got another chair, sat everyone down, and left to let Dr. Larson know I was ready to see him. By the time I got back, my chair was gone. AIIEIIIEEEE.
Dr. Larson saved my afternoon. He walked me through managing dry mouth in medicated patients and generally was awesome.
But somebody better explain the floor moving in the middle of an appointment thing.
The Green Hornet looks AWESOME. I hope I’m not proven wrong, but boy that looks like a fun movie. Who wants to see it? Well, let’s wait for the results from Metacritic (or Rotten Tomatoes). Then you can let me know.
For about the past twelve months, I’ve been convinced that I could design a better tumbledry than the one you see in front of you. With help from Mykala, Hoefler & Frere Jones, and Dive Into HTML5, that idea of improvement is becoming reality. I’m excited.
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