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The vicissitudes of life dictate that one is single at some point. Jim Gaffigan, with some observations:

I like being married, I hated being single. The worst is when you would ask someone out and then they would shoot you down, yeah. ‘Cause really what they’re saying is, “You know what, I don’t even feel like eating a free meal around you. You make me want to go on a diet.”

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