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Watermelon picking

How to Choose a Watermelon - NYTimes.com. Sad that I need a newspaper for this information, but here we go:

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Fruitcake Dashboard

I really really love my wife. When she pulls up the dashboard on her computer, there is a fruitcake widget. 3 years ago, she downloaded it in honor of her computer’s first Christmas. We had been interacting with the dashboard widgets, including the whoopee cushion one, and we sat there for a few minutes trying to click the right part of this fruitcake-in-profile. Then, we realized that the fruitcake doesn’t do anything. It just sits there. Like a fruitcake. A big, heavy, dense fruitcake… that never expires. So that’s sitting there, and every time I see it, I’m happy.

Fruit Salad

HOWTO make the perfect fruit salad and get laid:

Wash your hands with soap. Do this in the kitchen, not in the bathroom, even if you just came out of the bathroom. Even if you spend your entire day submerging your hands in a sterile bubble, wash your hands in front of your sweetheart. Do it now.

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Juice Slam

Juice Slam

These are unbelievably delicious… and organic.

Farmers’ Market Strawberries

Farmers’ Market Strawberries

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Raspberries in Sun

Raspberries in Sun

Summer raspberries, farmer’s market fresh.

Odd Fruit

Odd Fruit

Mykala — do you remember what this fruit was called?

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Orange

Orange

Summer Hurrah

Summer Hurrah

Beer cannon

Beer cannon - The best slow motion video of a beer can running through a cantelope that I have ever seen.

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I present to you … the orangequat

I present to you … the orangequat

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Fruit

Fruit

Juggling fruit is essentially the coolest thing ever.

Heart Strawberry

Heart Strawberry

This is awesome.