Bailey in the Grass
The most tasteless, god-awful effort to make money off of 9/11 yet - The descript of this ridiculous coin:
“First, the base is struck with gleaming buildings on a frosted background. Then the inset of the Twin Towers is magnificently engraved and fitted into the skyline on the face of the commemorative with jeweler precision, able to rise up into a breathtaking standing sculpture. The effect is dazzling - it is literally transformed into a standing sculpture of the Twin Towers!”
Insult the memory of every man, woman, and child with just one easy payment of $29.95.
ChocoStix Commercial - The inside tastes just like an Oreo!
I’d like to point out that Mykala and I went to get the new vanilla flavored Frosty that I jokingly linked her to a couple of days back (I became preoccupied with trying this thing for almost no reason at all). The verdict: they are good! They taste like … well, a lot like vanilla. That’s good, right? I think so. They’re cold, too. Good name, Wendy’s!
To make a pointless story long, I actually didn’t have to pay for these. Yeeup. The not-usually-very-lucky-Alex got unusually lucky this evening. Mykala handed the drive through person my card, they muttered something about something being messed up, and then returned the card, saying it was our lucky evening. I rather wish all my purchases worked this way … I would hand the cashier my card, they would scan it, but then decide “naw, I don’t think I’ll charge you this time.” And I would laugh and say, “oh cashier, you are but a dream, for I know that, in reality, I must pay for all the goods and services I acquire and consume.” And they would reply, “oh yes, I am simply a figment of your imagination, but a happy charming one that might be nice to keep around!” And I would snap from my reverie and attend to the world around me.
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