Coral Bells
Q: What do you call magnesium sulfate with a shotgun?
A: A salt with a deadly weapon.
Source: Slashdot comment thread.
I bought a car off a couple of ladies way upstate
Took off the Greenpeace sticker and the New Hampshire plates
My friends are saying that I may have made a mistake
But I tell ‘em have a little faith now fellas, just you wait
Puttin’ in the new shocks and the anti-lock brakes
One touch ignition for convenience sake
And when I’m through it’s gonna look and run better than new
So baby don’t make a move
Because I’m coming for you
I’m coming for you
You better make way cause I’m coming through
In my late ‘92 baby blue
Subaru
Here’s a great quote I saw at Jimmy John’s today:
Never be afraid to try new things. A lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of trained professionals built the Titanic.
I liked these mice. Unfortunately, immunology lab called for them to be killed.
KeyCue - Now this is brilliant: an application that shows you all the keyboard shortcuts for your current application. It’s like a little training program to help you use your computer faster … no more searching for shortcuts.
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