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No Picture Today: A Poem/Haiku

No new picture here
Eliciting the response
Horrors! No picture?

Dentistry, cleaning
Recently took over me
And all of my time

Kindly understand
More pics will be posted soon
For now, please sit tight

6 comments left

Comments

Alexander Micek

Comments accepted in the form of a haiku (5,7,5 syllable structure). Just don’t forget to hit the space bar twice to break to a new line. Otherwise, your poem will be all smashed together. So:

Line one *space space*
Line two *space space*
etc.

Nils +1

I would try to make
A good response to this post
But I hate haikus

They are retarded
Oh my god, so retarded
Haikus are the worst

Nils

Damn it all to hell!
I listened not to Alex
I did it all wrong

I pressed enter twice
I thought it would make a break
But now I look dumb

Nils

OK, seriously now. The second time I made SURE to press space twice to make a break in the line and it still didn’t work. What is going on here? TumbleDry, you have failed me.

Alexander Micek

Space bar space bar! Not enter bar! I’ll try to edit your comments so they are formatted correctly. Oh right, comments in the form of a haiku…

Use the key “space bar”
Avoid keys marked “enter”
Enter works poorly

Alexander Micek

Oh crap. Clarification. Two spaces then use the enter key. In my attempts to make the explanation simple, I forgot an important point. So:

Line one *space space enter*
Line two *space space enter*
Etc.

Sorry for making it difficult… it’s a long story why it is this way, but I promise it’s for a very good reason.

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